Okay, I did this with Cole, so I decided to do it again. A labor prediction for Baby B...my responses are in red.
Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:
The day you deliver, outside will be warm (makes sense b/c I'm due in August). Your baby will arrive in the late evening (plausible). After a labor lasting approximately 40 hours (um, what?!), your child, a boy (plausible), will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 6 ounces (likely), and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long (okay...). This child will have dark gray eyes (hmmm) and fluffy black hair (wth?).
I know it's just for fun, but fluffy black hair and 40 hours of labor. Sorry, Madame Zaritska, not buying it. Besides, you said Cole was going to be like, 16 inches long. A 16 inch long, full-term baby? Now you're just making stuff up.
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