Dear Cole,
I wanted to take this opportunity to write you a little note that I would like you to read again in say, 14 years, in front of your current crush, so you will be adequately embarrassed.
Last night you found one of my bras on the floor. You commenced to put said bra on your head, and let's face it, if it were anyone else's bra, your head wouldn't have fit in the cup (you have a big head). If that weren't funny enough, you started saying, "Boobies! Boobies!" Yes, it was a priceless moment.
On a less embarrassing, but equally funny note...
A few mornings ago you were in a, for lack of a better word, pissy mood. You were carrying your Elmo around and obviously he did something you didn't appreciate, so you put him on the floor and hit him. You really like hitting things when they don't do exactly what you want them to do. I guess that wasn't satisfying enough, so you walked over to your "time out step" and put Elmo down and told him to "Sit! Sit!" Yeah, you put Elmo in time out.
Oh, and of course, your new favorite word is hiney. Apparently you walked around day care all day saying it. They thought you were saying honey, and thought it was so cute. Would they still think it was cute if they knew you were actually saying hiney? Cause who walks around saying hiney all day? :)
Love,
Your Mom
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