Piss.

Okay, so today I’m having my first pissy day in a while. I am just plain ole’ pissy. No other way to put it.
My pants are too small. They are elastic waist pants, but too small for me at this point. I have the waist rolled down, which is fine, until I sit down. Then I feel like they’re cutting off the blood flow to my brain. That might be my problem. Reduced blood flow to my brain, causing pissiness. I think I read about that somewhere. Maybe not. Anyway, UPS is pissing me off cause they’re taking FOREVER to get my maternity pants to me. Which is another reason I’m so pissy. Those pants shoulda been here at least yesterday so I wouldn’t have to be in this God-awful uncomfortable pants today. But NOOOO, they’re just now in Mesquite, which hopefully means they’ll be here tomorrow. Then of course there’s Old Navy. It’s kind of a long story, but at this point, they are ON MY LIST. They had the pants I wanted…no one else seems to have them for less than $50. I ordered them, and now they CANCELLED my order because they don’t HAVE THEM!!! WHAT?! Not on back order…they just don’t have them, and will not get anymore I guess…and somehow the ordering system didn’t realize they were running low on those pants?? Well your computer ordering system sucks, my friend. So I’m either stuck with the ones I had already ordered from Motherhood Maternity (that will be here hopefully tomorrow) or the other ones I ordered from Old Navy that will be here God only knows when, or if I don’t like those, I guess I’m stuck wearing my don’t-fit-pants. Grrreat. Or I can just break down and go to Kohl’s and buy some. I just don’t like theirs. Stink. This is piss poor people. Piss poor. I’ve used many different forms of the word “piss” in this blog. Interesting. I hope my tight pants aren’t cutting off the blood supply to my child…
Definitely cutting off the blood supply to my head…yep…definitely.

update: I rolled up the waist on my pants...I think my mood got a little better :)